Things We'll Regret Saying

Varun: And get over it - we're not going into public office anytime soon. We both know there's no money in that.

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Paolo: I’m highly entertained by your conversations. Please don’t stop. I’m trying to not write a paper as well

Emily: “Please don’t stop” - I was going to make a That’s What She Said joke but I don’t think you’ve ever heard those words before so it would probably go over your head.

Emily: I’m sorry, that was mean. Clever, but mean.

Emily: Oh wait, I totally thought Varun wrote that hahahah sorry Paolo, malice misdirected.

Varun: MALICE MISDIRECTED! I LOVE IT! It’s like a Harry Potter curse or something!

Emily: Okay we’re friends again

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Emily: hahah
Emily: “Oh shiiiiiiit yeah sorry man, your first girlfriend wants to bone me”
Varun: I DID NOT SAY THAT
Varun: I implied it
Varun: Godammit Emily
Emily: You said it with your eyes

Emily: hahah

Emily: “Oh shiiiiiiit yeah sorry man, your first girlfriend wants to bone me”

Varun: I DID NOT SAY THAT

Varun: I implied it

Varun: Godammit Emily

Emily: You said it with your eyes